His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”
You are a bad-ass.
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I’m much more active on Twitter, mostly due to the fact that the Tumblr app is so slow on IPod Touch. So, if you like, you can follow me, @Chyllin :)
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
